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07- 02-93 0B :4 Q MCCREA AND MCCREA 10=812 338 S307 <Sk ;tfFIDWTIAL WORK PRODUCT MEMORANDUM F . U1 TUB MOTHER OF ALL PICNICS 1. All former Circle "W" workers and customers are invited to a big Fourth of July fish fry. 60 ,000 smoked micro-fish will be cooked and served. There will be fireworks. The micro-fish were caught in 1987 by Jeffrey J. Bair/ who also worked for the owner of the pond, Circle "WM . Mr. Bair and his boss judged that the micro-fish were perfect candidates for the smokehouse. The micro-fish had real smoking potential M l However, after weighing the 60/000 micro-fish, Mr. Bair and his boss discovered they had criminal and civil liability. They had exceeded their bag limit, even though the micro-fish came from Circle "W H's private pond. Mr. Bair and Circle " W decided to remove the micro-fish from the smokehouse and place them permanently in the deep freezer to avoid discovery, penalties, fines, and the loss of Mr. Bair's fishing license. 07- 01-33 / 0S:48 MCCREA AND MCCREA A ID=812 336 5307 j.9k P .02 One day, after being invited into Circle "W"'s kitchen, individuals smelled something dubious and discovered the frozen, smoked micro-fish. Someone in the kitchen had left the freezer door open. The individuals got the smoked micro-fish and shared the catch with others. Picnics were planned by everyone who got the smoked micro-fish. The heads of the smoked micro-fish will be served to Circle W on a platter, garnished with condiments of every type and description. While everyone will surely remember the smoked taste, Mr. Bair and Circle "W", who handled the micro- fish for years may become nauseous from overexposure. Larry "The Judge" McKinney will also be on hand for the event to hand down the long overdue, but certainly much deserved, award of merit in the tradition of Paul Wright to Jeffrey J. Bair and Circle "W" for the prize catch of smoked micro-fish. END OF MEMO CONFIDENTIAL WORK PRODUCT